Coolest thing I've seen this week.

Tats

This is why tattooing doesn't scare me: the needles only barely pierce the skin and it goes really quickly. Other needs require deep injections (excuse me while I try not to faint just typing this) and actually drawing blood out, in some cases. Just... no. Anyway, here's a video of what a tattoo needle looks like in slow motion. No biggie.

Back to writing that book...

As you know, I've left my former place of employment and am quite elated about this, however I still get updates from old coworkers (and very good friends) about the insanity that takes place. The latest:

The President-Elect of the association sent this email to the entire Board of Directors and Staff of NAMB:

Sounds to me like if we can fly into DC for the meeting we will need to take CARE Packages and snow blower parts. Maybe I can bring some illegals to shovel the white stuff for you.

om nom nom

For the blizzard I'm getting all domestic and shit and making the following:

1. Slow Cooker Ginger Soy Short Ribs over Rice

2. Red Velvet Cupcakes w/ Cream Cheese Frosting

I've already shoveled 3, possibly 4 times since yesterday. I think I deserve at least 1 cupcake.

YEP YEP YEPYEPYEPYEP

I hope a comet hits this place.

There could not be a concert I'd want to go to LESS than this one:

Nickelback with Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown and Sick Puppies Tickets for the Verizon Center

See ya.

I love Texas.

Friend: yesterday we all placed bets on how much our friend's deadbeat exhusband would pay in child support. Its a monthly tradition now and the winner gets to pick where we eat lunch on friday